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from Eponymous EP by The Final Argument

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lyrics

Seanny and Johnny had played ping pong for a while.
They always won their games and they always won in style.
"But I don't think we've ever played each other," one confessed.
The other said, "Let's have a match and we'll see who is best."

Well, everyone from miles around has come to see this game.
Even invalids come runnin', paralyzed and lame.
The blind have come to see the smash, the deaf are listenin' in.
The title of best ping pong player's restin' on the win.

Seanny versus Johnny and there's never higher stakes
Neither scores a point until the other's paddle breaks
The ball is moving faster than can be seen by human eye
This game is what they've waited for their whole entire lives

Halftime's come cuz all the paddles snapped in two.
Someone send for more so that the game can be seen through.
The game is tied 41-41.
It doesn't seem as if the title ever will be won.

Seanny versus Johnny and there's never higher stakes
Neither scores a point until the other's paddle breaks
The ball is moving faster than can be seen by human eye
This game is what they've waited for their whole entire lives

{Absolute moose of a guitar solo}

The players keep on playin' for another couple days.
Both of them have gone into a ping pong playing craze.
Then all of a sudden they can't take it anymore.
The game is tied, nobody's won, they're passed out on the floor!

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from Eponymous EP, released May 26, 2017

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